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 Dr: Yeh Urine Sample Nahi, Apple Juice Hai Khan’s Wife: Ek Phone Kar Loon?

Dr: Why? Wife: Khan Shab ko Batana Hai K Urine Bottle Un k Tiffin Main Chali Gai Hai…

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Urdu Funny Jokes SMSLarki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain
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Pathan: Is ka Matlab Hai
“Main Tumhari Miss Hon!”
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Kuch B Ho, JAWAB
Tum Hi Ho, ARMAN
Kitna Hi Ho, AARZOO
Tum Hi Ho, GHUSSA
Jitna B Ho, PYAR
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Main to Masoom Hoon…======================================================31) A Shiekh Boy in Love with Shaikh Girl: Larki: Jab sab so jayenge to main gali me sikka phenkon gi tm Foran aa jana Lakin Larka sikka phenkne k 1 Ghante bad aya. Larki: Itni Dair Q? Larka: Ma Sikka Dhond raha tha. Larki: Pagal Wo to main ne Dhaaga Band k phenka tha.======================================================

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32) A Elephant falls in love with a Cheunti . He Proposed to her but Chuenti’s Parents Rejected him and told him a solid reason. “Munde de dand wadday ne”. Funny Jokes in Urdu 2024 new collection available.

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33) Aurat: Dr sahib ma 3 saal tk bachay paida nhi krna chahti, Doctor: To sathi lay lo. Aurat: Pani k 7 ya dhoodh k 7, Doctor: Lun k 7.

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34) 1 Admi Subah Tahajad ki Nimaaz ki bad Dua mangne lga, Ay allah sari Duniya So rahi hay Lekin ma teri Ebadat kr raha hun, 7 wali chaar pai se awaaz aai , Be-ghairta apni Dua mang saddi shikayata te na la.

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36) 1 Din mila wo mujh se, Bujha bujha sa, Jhuka jhuka sa, Udasiyon me racha basa sa, Jb ma ne Pucha Udaas kio ho , Itne Preshaan kio ho, Jhuka k Palken Chupa k chehra, Lag k galay se Ro ro k thak k Laga wo kehne, 20 Da load krwaya C kisse hor de number to chala gaya.

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37) 1 Sardar Cycle k 7 bhag rha hay Kisi ne time pucha. Sardar: Itna time hota to cycle par na beth jata.

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38) 1 Aurat Bache ko le kr Najomi k pass gai. Orat: Bacha bra ho kar kya bne ga. Najomi ne bache k samne 1 Kitaab, 1 Shiraab ki Botal, or Paise rakhy or kaha in me se 1 Cheez uthao! Bachay ne Kitaab Baghal me dabai. Bottal moh se lagai, or Paise Jaib me daal k bhaag gya. Najomi: Ye “Zardari” bane ga”. Best Short Funny Jokes in Urdu and English Text online read for free.

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39) 1 Sardar Europe Gaya waha us ko Police ne Roka aur Investigation start kr di, Sardar ko English nhi aati thi, Us ne Sick Leave ki Application Suna di, Police ne usse pagal Samaj kr chor diya, Wife: Wah Sardar G tusi te Great o. Sardar: O ay te kuch v nai Hale te main Thirsty Crow nai sunai.

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40) 1 Makhi Doctor k pas bari buri halat me pohanchi Dr: kya hua Makhi: Haaye Sheikhan di chaa wich Dig pai saan onna ne choos choos k mat mar ditti.

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41) “Badla” 1 Foji ki Girl Friend ne use khat likha meri Life me naya Larka aa gya hai tm se acha hai me uski Dulhan bano gi, Meri Picture wapis Bijwa do, Foji ne apne Sare Doston ki Girl Frnds ki 30 pictures jama ki Beech me uski picture rakh k khat likha Lo in me se nikaal lo, Mujhe tmhari shakal yaad nai hay.

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42) British: Can u swim? Pak: No, British: A dog is better than u bcoz it swims. Pak: can u swim? British: Yes. Pak: Then what’s the difference between u & Dog?

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43) Boy: Mujh se shadi kro gi. Girl: Kya? Boy: Achi Film hay na. Girl: Kutte k bache. Boy: What? Girl: Kitne cute hote hay na.

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44) Boy : Tm shadi k bad Apne liye Alag ghar to nahi mango gi. Girl: Aray nahi ma aisi Larki nahi. Tum apni Ammi ko alag ghr dila dena.

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45) Bohat udas hai koi tere door jane se ho sake to lout aa kisi bahane se Police tumhe har jaga dhond rahi ha Aaj phir lota gaib hy Masjid k ghusal khane se…

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46) Bijli Hun main bijli hun, Wapda ki main titli hun, Adha ghanta aati hun, 2,2ghante jati hun, Ooper pankha rukta hai, Neeche munna rota hai, Mune ki ammi kre haae, Bijli usko tarpaae, Munne ki Ammi Kaali, Bijli nakhron waali… 1 nakhra kacha zardari kuty ka bacha…….Brought u by wapda Geo sisak sisak k…

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47) Boy : Mere 7 chalo gi, Girl: Kahan? Boy: Jahan tm kaho wahan? Girl: Ok.Police Station chalet hay. Boy: Qasam se Baji Yahan to Mazaaq krna b azaab hay.

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48) Boy: I Love U, Girl: meri chapal ka size pta hay kya. Boy: Oh oh propose kiya nhi k Gift maanga shuroo.

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49) BV ki Birthday pr Pathan apni BV k liye Gulab ka phool kr aaya, BV: Mujhe ye nhi chahiye koi soone ki cheez do. Pathan: Ye Lo Takiya aur so jao.

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50) Boy: Jaan hmare Pyar k bare me Kisi ko mat Btana. Girl: Shamim ko to Zroor btao gi. Kamini kehti thi koi pagal Kutta hi hoga. JO Tujhse pyar krega.

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