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Kya lekar aye thay?
kya lekar jaoge …?
mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge,
itne paise bacha kar kya..
MOBILE MAIN CNG LAGWAO GE.
Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.
Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena
Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ? FARAZ ?
BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena
Ankh0n mein jab kabhi tasveer aap ki aati hai.
Wahh..
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wahh..
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Astaghfar prh leti ho0n, tabiyat sambhal jaati hai…!!
😉
ab b0lo wah..
Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth
gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-
1 BADSHA KO 1LARKI PASAND AAGAI
US LARKI KA BAAP SUNNAR THA
BADSHA NY SUNNAR KO DARBAR ME BULAYA ,,,,,,
4 DIN GUZARY K BAWAJUD BHI SUNNAR BADSHA KY DARBAR NA AYA TOU BADSHA NY SUNNAR KO GRIFTAR
KARNY KY LEA SIPAAHI BHEJY
JUB WOH SUNNAR K GHAR PHONCHY TOU GHAR KO TALA LGA HUA THA
BADSHA NY SIPAHIYON KO HUKAM DIYA K SUNNAR KO DHOONDO ……..
SIPAHIYON NY SUNNAR KO HAR JAGHA DONDHA LEKIN WO UNKO KAHEIN NA MILA AUR SIPHAYION KA SARA
WAQT ASY BARBAD HUA JESY AP KA SMS KO PHRNY ME
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Phool Bina Khushboo Bekaar Chand Bina Chandni Bekaar Pyar Bina Zindagi Bekaar Mere SMS Bina Aapka MOBILE Bekaar!
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1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.
Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?
Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
Un ka birthday mnaon ga,
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
phir
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”
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ThE mOsT fUnNiEsT QuEsTiOn AsKeD bY pAkIsTaNiSsSs….
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. yAr LiTe Ha…???
1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.
Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”
‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…
Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: LIGHT Hai?
Nurse: NO
Bacha bola Oh tuadi khair…
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PAKISTAN wich aagia..
Funny SMS in Urdu 2024
1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata
1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke “hum ne Haj bhi kia hai”
Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty
Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo “mun mai pani aana”
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Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia
Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?
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Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !
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Boss : Likhna PArhna aata hai?
Sardar : Likhna aata hai parhna nai.
Boss : apna naam likho
Sardar : %$*3@t(*^&%
Boss : Ye Kya Likha Hai?
Sardar : KAha Tha Likhna Ata hai
PArhna nai…
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
Girl: janu is week daily movie dhekhenge.
next week daily shopping karenge
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boy:uske next week mazar per jayenge
Girl: wo kyu…..??
Boy: bheek mangne… =))
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
Funny SMS in Urdu 2024
Har Gham Ko Pala Nahi Jata.
Kaanch Ki Cheezon Ko Uchala Nahi Jata.
Kuch Karna Hai To Mehnat Karo Jaani.
Har Baat Ko ALL IZ WELL Bol K Tala Nahi Jata.
Ishq k Jazbat Ko Khudkashi Karni Pari
Panchiyon Ko Par Jala K Roshni Karni Pari
Ek Bachi Ki Bewafai Ko Bhulane K Liye
Jane Kitni Bachiyun Se Dosti Karni Pari. 🙂
Grls ki ek smile boys ko confuse krdeti hai,
Sala pura din smj nhi ata k,
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Hans k dekh rhi hai,
Ya
Dekh k hans rhi hai.
Shadi par rukhsti k waqt Dulhan rone lagi.
(Just formality as usual)
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Ose dekh kar dulha b Rone laga.
Admin Dulha se:
ode te Maa Piyu Chhut rae ne,o
te ais lai rondi ae,tu q ronda ain?
Dulha:Ene mere v chhurwa dene ne..
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Wife : I will die.
Husband: I will also die.
Wife: why do u want to die?
Husband: because main itni Khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.
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Hands Up,
Main Love officer
hun,
(‘_’)/
<))
_//_
U R Undar Arrest,
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Q K jitne Pyare aap ho
Itna pyara hona Qanuni
jum hy..
Is liy aap ko mere
DiL
Mein Umar Qed ki saza
di jati hai,
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Pata nahi aisa msg log mujhe
hi Q send krte hen,
Aisi kya bat hai muj me?
I Am so Sweet Na….
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<)(
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1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata
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Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
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Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
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Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata
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Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
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Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
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After Case
Qatil: Kya howa?
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi
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Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,
Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,
Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..
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?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.
Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.
Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.
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Aey Eid Key Chand! Keyun karta hai tu ham ko pareshan
Tujhay dekhne ke liye baichain hain ham aur mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman
Tujhay daikh nahi pate poray Pakistan key insan
Per Kahan say dohnd leta hai tujhay Peshawar ka Pathan,
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“Happy Shreef Day”
Ap ye sms us insan ko send karen
jo apki nazar me sub se ziada shreef
ho.
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Mene apko kar dya hy…!
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“Ghalti say”
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Allah maaf Kare.
<(‘,’)>
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//toba toba
ye kiya kardiya maine?
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* n7a5k s55aa77f*
*. k7555ar77o .*
555 “7*.,.55*”
Sirf 5 aur7 ko Delete Karo, Bohot pyara sms hai
Or
Amal b krna..
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Mom to children:
Jo meri baat maany ga aur mery
aagy bilkul Nahi boly ga main
ussy Gift dingi…
Chota Bacha:
Lo ji….
Iss tarah to saary Gift abu k…
Very Funny sms in Urdu 2024 English and Punjabi New Collection
Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.
Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.
Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.
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Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.
Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
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When i want to fall in love with my books….
My bed falls in love with me….
And I believe that love the one who loves you… 😀
Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. 😉
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
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Pathan:
Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti 🙂
Teacher shocked… :
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Its reaL Agar Ap Kahin Ja Rahe Hain
Or
Kala Billa
Ap K Aage Se Guzar Jaye To Iska Matlb Hai K
Kala Billa
B Kahin Ja Raha Hai NO TENSION
1 Admi K Haath Ki 6 Ungliyaan Thien.
Sub Log Usay “AKBAR”kehte thay
Socho Q?
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Qk AKBAR Uska Naam tha Bai gee
Tujhy Her SmS Main Fankaari Chahiye
Urdu SMS Shayari New Collections 2024
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My
A my
They my
They they my
A my they na my
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Khule nahi hain MAAF karo…. =P
2 srdrs sat in a double decker bus.1 up &1down.
Above1 came down running.
Below1 askd why? Srdr replied-”Abe yaar upar driver nai hai!
jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi,
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim,
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi……
Wife: I will die.
Husband: I will also die.
Wife: why do u want to die?
Husband: Because of main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.
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